ophthalmologist said, "This is the warmest, driest
winter I can remember."
"Everything's changing," I sagely replied.
"Your eyes haven't changed since they were last examined."
"But the glaciers are melting!"
"Only 10% of global warming is due to human pollution," he assured
"There are other ramifications. If we could only see the future!"
"See me next year," he said, and walked