The Pampa region alone contains one hundred and thirteen thousand citizens, including both K-Lynn and Warren Chisum.  Neither of the two, K-Lynn or Warren, have earned educational degrees beyond their West Texas high school diplomas; however, while K-Lynn continues to struggle with finding a suitable sales job in the area, Chisum represents his region’s constituency as a member of the Texas House of Representatives.  Back in Pampa, Chisum also funds his political career through two other traditional Texas industries, earning his money through oil and cattle ranching; his political website calls Representative Chisum a self-proclaimed Christian, and a good husband to his wife, Omega.  What the website doesn’t reveal involves Mr. Chisum’s obsession with the policing of other peoples’ genitalia. 

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