Sound Advice

06:51, Day Two. Subject awakens at Site Mary. Dresses, pulls on boots, goes to door. Sits on porch, considering situation.

07:08. Three deer come out of the woods and approach to within ten feet of subject. Subject goes inside and locks door.

08:02. Subject opens fresh bottle of whisky.

09:40. Second group of deer approaches Site Mary. Subject opens window, throws (empty) bottle of whisky at them. Goes to writing desk, picks up cell phone, stares at it.

09:41. Puts down cell phone. Finds placecard: LOOK INTO YOUR HEART AND WRITE.

09:42. Picks up typewriter, hurls it through window.