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It was hot that day, a sticky heat that had made the Cherry pie solidify into a pattern that resembled the head of Jesus.  Of course, Neal had taken a shower, which explained why we couldn’t really see what he was talking about now, but he assured us to take his word for it – the pie had formed the face of Jesus.  So that’s why he’d survived, how Neal had made it through trash collector, so that he could tell us his story now.