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Bradford called me in a rage, a couple weeks following his encounter with K-Lynn.  While she’d made efforts in attempts to maintain her virginal identity, the physical reality of K-Lynn’s purity fell short.  Turns out Bradford had developed symptoms the past week, those that proved K-Lynn’s assumed purity was a myth.  According to Bradford, he insisted K-Lynn had given him, ‘Raider Rash.’  The Red Raider is a masked horseman, the school mascot of Texas Tech University; thanks to Playboy, now Texas Tech may be most notorious among younger audiences for its “hottest coeds,” and the “highest STD rate.” 

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