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That same weekend Jason had been up interviewing for a job at Cal Tech, pitching his new theorem to the Applied Mathematics Department. Something about four points and Russian Czars, the shortest distance between them, etc.  This was the main reason I’d gone out that night with my friend Tiffany, her boyfriend Bob, and his buddies from college.  I didn’t have anything better to do and no real reason to stay home.