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In 1993, Mr. Chisum’s legislation helped to promote and redefine the original Texas State Penal Code, first introduced again by Mad Dog Mengden in the late 1970s.  The re-visitation of this legislation made illegal any act in the state of Texas that involves the selling, and/or the ownership of six or more dildos; these actions now constitute felony offenses.  I’m not exactly sure how Mr. Chisum decided on the illegal number as being “six or more” dildos, since more than five earns you the sentence of “the intent to distribute,” while five or less only makes you a hobbyist.

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