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"Did you ever hear from him after that?" Lauren said.

"Yeah, you know his family owns the ranch next to ours.   Numps ended up marrying some other woman a couple months later.  All he wanted was a wife and kids, didn't matter who gave it to him.  But I still have to see him bouncing around the deck with his new son every Fourth of July."  Tiffany said.

"Well, just be glad it's not you." Lauren said.   "Imagine five minutes for the rest of your married life."

"If it was even that."  Tiffany said.

"Yeah, older men suck." Lauren said.