The Way It Happens

All of a sudden out of nowhere there's this big thump on the starboard bow and a dark shape flies up smacks the windshield oh jesus right in his face so he gives the wheel a spastic crank while grinding both feet into the brake pedal like a perfect idiot.

Unable to keep on in the usual way, the car decides to improvise, peeling rubber and swapping ends, caressing both shoulders before diving into the eastbound ditch.

That is the way it happens.