Wonder Stuff

"Goom jabbar," said the little man on the left. "Meesamatter," the one on the right answered, slowly nodding.

The Surfer was aware somehow that they were talking about the television, which both were watching intently.

The TV was running an infomercial about wonder car polish. The pitchman and his faithful companion were restoring the finish on a 1974 Eldorado. For some reason they were both standing on the hood, rubbing in the wonder stuff with specially designed booties. Sun-scorched paint returned to vibrant life with almost no effort.

"Gitsome!" the visitor on the left exclaimed.