Hey Zick

"How much would you pay," the pitchman recited, "for the FX32, the custom applicator system, AND the socket set?"
"Eight and one half," said the first watcher.
"Warp nine," his companion outbid him.
"You can have all this for ONLY $39.95," the infomerchant spieled.
"Spume," sneered the leftmost gnome. "Durfar bozo. Hey zick."

His companion held up the Surfer's remote, pointed it carefully at the set, and went Zick. Now they were watching CSPAN. Jesse Helms was eulogizing tobacco farmers.
"Oral sex," the right gnome said, and once again went Zick.

Durfar bozo