Rev. M. Fred Vendome, DD., Akron OH

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From the Vision of Universal Solvents as delivered to the generations of Bath-MATH-us-EL in the Unrevealed Book of Large Type, available wherever fine devotional paperbacks are sold:

So the Archangel Verichrome Pan did break the Seal upon the second Envelope and behold the seas became as Wetlands and the forests were rife with protected Things. And the people waxed Wroth and turned ever Clockwise until they got dizzy and fell over. Then was the Grasshopper repeatedly cited for Pissing against the Wall. And I saw a Fat Man on a tired Horse, crying "Woe unto Babylon and all her Legal Representatives."

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